Hi there, New Cyberfriend. Are you looking for a new internet to promote your wares or meet new persons? For you, I can do that and more at prices that will not need to pull razzle dazzle tricks on your financials.
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I can do Ruby (with or without Training Rails), PHP (I <3 recursive acronyms), JavaScripts, Zip, WWW, Powerpoints, Activescripts, Blogs, Feeds, e-commerces, Carts, Photorun (not expert layering and masking), Quicktimes (EMBEDding only, OBJECTs are for inheriting and polymorphing, not embedding), Databases (not the spreadsheet kind). Also, I went to college for a few years but not all of them so they gave me a partial diploma. Here it is:
Schoolname used the h4x0r spelling of my name. It made me LOL.
Professionally, you can trust us because we work WITH computers to harness the technologies of other computers and the winner is you. We DO NOT hire cyborgs or androids from the future.
Personally, I will let you a little bit into my world with the use of pictures to show you a thousand words.
I am holding this human baby as practice for my President Run. All employees of MEGAblaix must have a hat on when I have a hat on and not have a hat on when I don't have a hat on. Employees can be forwards when I am backwards.
We are a family man style organization but I don't have babies of my own yet. I think this hot cat near the boys is melting the baby seeds in me
This picture is a trick. At that moment I was scheming up databases for another world class client.
Look! I can catch this snake! If my hands are fast enough to catch a snake just imagine how fast I can type.
Another one because I type with two hands!
Shiny metal means love. The insides of computers have shiny metal so I love them too.
LEGAL / TERMS OF SERVICE / PRIVACY: I already have all your data on a USB keychain that was stolen by foreign nationals but I was using Superhero password encryption. I cannot jump bushes. My glory days were filled by many foosball trophies. My dogs vomit on carpet. My wife cuts the grass because I burn easily. I count the steps to the bathroom on many routes. I often have panic attacks at fast food restaurants that make me order inappropriate things. The floor is lava. ©TM® 2006 MEGAblaix.com LLC